Post your Jokes :D

Subject: Post your Jokes :D Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:20 pm

okay just give jokes here lol

okay e2 akin

si juan, pedro at bert ay hinahabol ng pulis

nkakita sila ng 3 sako at isa isa silang pumasok sa kani kanilang sako

pagkapasok nila sa sako biglang dumating ang pulis

sabi nung pulis:

Pulis 1: pare may tatlong sako oh tingnan nga naten bka isa sa kanila nand2

Pulis 2: cge sipain nten kng umaray nanjan cla

cnipa ang isang sako

Juan: Meow Meow!!

Pulis 1: Pare pusa nasa loob eh

Pulis 2: oo nga eto nmn isa

cnipa ang pangalawang sako

Pedro: Woof Woof!!

Pulis 1: pare aso nmn toh eh

Pulis 2: pare eto last na sipain na naten toh

cnipa ang huling sako

Bert: ...

Pulis 1: aba walang rection sipain pa nga naten

Bert: ...

Pulis 1: wala parin amp e2 dadamihan ko na ang sipa ko

Bert: Hoy!! wag mo kong sipain kamote ako! hindi nagsasalita ang kamote tanga!

lol Very Happy

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:24 am

etO jOke ko :::

Misis: Honey luma na ang mga bra ko. Bili mo ako ng bago.
Mister: Huwag na honey maliit naman yang boobs mo eh sayang lang ang pera.
Misis: Eh, bakit ikaw naka brief ka?
Eh, di sinayang mo lang ang pera!

Laughing

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:24 am

eto sakin corny

PARE1: Pre/ Wats ur biggest fantasy??

PARE2: To be kissed by someone in d rain...How about you?

PARE1: To be......

PARE2: To be that someone pare...alabyu!..muaaahhh heh

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:12 am

Ang English ng nagpakamatay, suicide.

Namatay sa bahay, homicide.

Namatay dahil sa daga, pesticide.

Namatay na magkatabi, sidebyside.

Namatay habang nakikipagtalik, insexticide.

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:23 pm

JOKES FOR ALL SEASONS....

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:16 pm

^ahahahaa!!
nyc papito =))

KINDA` CENSORED XD

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:34 pm

^oi pssst bawal yan ahaha heh

@T:

GIRL and BOY mag a eyeball

GIRL: nagtxt " Ui sige meet tayo nakasuot ako ng pink"

BOY: nagreply " O sige nakasuot ako ng green, kita tau sa cafe"

KINABUKASAN SA CAFETERIA DUMATING ANG PANGIT NA GIRL NA NAKA PINK SUBALIT WALA SYANG NAKITANG GUY NA NAKA GREEN ... MAY NAKITA SYANG ISANG GUY NA NAKA YELLOW AT NILAPITAN NYA..

GIRL : tinanung ung guy " Ikaw ba ang ka eyeball ko??"

BOY : " HELLO!! kita mong naka yellow ako eh hindi naman ako na ka green!"

heh

corni?

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:26 pm

^kinda censored n6a ee=))

@t

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:45 pm

LOVE JOKE:
Wat luv wen yur olways un bed?..Luvsik

Wat luv if u marry a boxer?..Luvstruck

Wat luv if u marry a martial artist?..Luv-Lee

Wat luv if u dated a fat guy?..my BIG luv

Wat is a person who has more luv dan 1?...SUICIDAL

OK lets go to the heart part

Wat heart wen u get assaulted?...heart-ATK!

Wat heart wen u got a high temperature??....heart-burn

Wat phrase wen some1 offers you??...have a heart...(eeeww!!)

Wat TV show that confronts each other?...Hart-to-Hart

Wat if u make luv?..heart-warming

Wat if yur heart turn to stone?..heart-den

Wat if Cupid struck u an arrow??....YUR DEAD!!..... heh

*Ok u can say it,..insult,jeers,cheers,mock my jokes*
lol!

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:49 am

Simple lng ang aqn:

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:08 pm

eto sakin

" Di bale ng makita ang LEGS "

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:13 am

Mgbbasa nlng me ng JOKEs...

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:14 am

corny jokes q eh... shy

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:16 am

Confused Child in Wedding Party

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, “ROAR,” step, step, “ROAR,” all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:21 am

These are from Comedy Central!!

Hellen Keller's Scream:

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Blonde at a Barber Shop

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Blonde Throwing a Grenade

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Hahaha!

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:32 am

Blonde and the Genie

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:12 pm

....Ok here's mine. sort of a political joke from names of name you heard of.

"Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger." --Jay Leno

"Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah!!'" --David Letterman

"A New York elementary school became the first school in the country to be named after Barack Obama. Yeah, that's very nice. Yeah, unfortunately, no one likes their team's new nickname, the Fighting Husseins!!" --Conan O'Brien

lol!

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:31 am

Thanks for that! ~

Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:17 pm

every bodies favorite:Knockx2 jokes:

KNOCKx2??

Who's there?

"Dahils".

"Dahils,who??

"Dahils are alive!With the sound of music"!!....... lol!

(ewan ko kung natawa kyo dun)... bleh

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Subject: Re: Post your Jokes :D Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:02 am

Nope!! Nee, if you're gonna post all Seto Kaiba's face on your post, why not put him on your signature??

Here's mine:
(Walks into a Bar JOKE)

Vampires

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Bear on Drugs

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